Saturday, December 11, 2010

The Seven Stages of Parking

"Stage 1: You're a kid. All you have to park is your butt.
Stage 2: You're a teenager and are out parking with a girl who has a good chance of being your future wife.
Stage 3: You're married with kids and are now parking at a McDonald's with a play area.
Stage 4: The kids have grown and are working, coincidentally, at McDonald's. Meanwhile, you've bought yourself a sports car and are caught parking with a girl who has no chance of being your future wife.
Stage 5: Now you're parking in the garage, where you're also living.
Stage 6: You're old; no license, no car, no parking spot.
Stage 7: You're parked. Permanently. You have your own parking spot. It even has your name over it."
Red Green (from the Red Green Show)

I’m trying to avoid stages four through seven.

6 comments:

  1. Ha ha!
    "No parking" is the new formula to prepare Revolution.

    And... I don't eat at a McDonald's... Is it a first step ???

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  2. Funny, McDonald's seems like the destination, no matter how hard you try to avoid it.

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  3. I thought I'd seen nearly every Red Green show but I hadn't heard that one. Great. I'm with you on 4 through 7.

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